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Nov 07

Gay Porn Classics: Huge

HugeHuge is a gay porn classic circa 1983, brought to us by Falcon Studios. This movie, also known as Huge 1: Falcon Pac 29, was the world’s big introduction to hung stud Lee Ryder. The film was a big enough success to become a two-part series.

On a hot day in the city, two guys are hanging out in front of a building, smoking and talking about going to the beach in hopes of getting laid. They do get laid, but not at the beach and not the way they thought – Mike Weldon and Lee Ryder are here to settle some scores. It seems like the guys have been stepping on Lee and Mike’s turf and it’s time to make them pay. Mike and Lee push the guys into a back alley, where they force them to suck their cocks and get fucked in the ass. The four guys fuck in pairs at first, and then get into a daisy chain. Mike and Lee leave the darker haired guy lying on a trash can drenched in cum as they take his friend with them.

Lee and Mike bring their new fuck buddy to their usual hangout spot, which the new guy humorously calls a clubhouse. Drinking beer gets them all horny again and eager to suck each other’s dicks. Now that the ice has already been broken, the alleyway bottom is perfectly happy to get on the table and let both of his new friends fuck him.

Good-looking, dark-haired stud Joe Reeves is working on his motorcycle in his garage while the lighter-haired but equally attractive Mark Hunter admires the machine – and the muscles that are working on it. This really was all about watching a shirtless Joe working, unless it was the two-wheeled ride that got Mark’s dick so hard. Soon Mark sensually undoes Joe’s fly and starts blowing him on the bike. In turn, Joe fucks Mark on the bike, briefly gets a rimjob from Mark, and then resumes fucking Mark in another position on the bike. Even if you aren’t into motorcycles, it’s the most effortlessly sexy scene in the movie because these guys take time for some foreplay and genuinely seem to be enjoying each other.

Lee Ryder pulls into a gas station and asks for directions and $10 worth of gas. In those days, that must have meant he was running on empty and needed the whole tank filled. While the attendant fills the tank, Lee goes to the restroom. Soon the attendant comes in, sees him lazily pulling on his dick in the bathroom stall, and decides to join him in there. While cock sucking is going on in the stall, a third guy comes into the bathroom and notices two sets of legs in one stall. He soon joins in for a threeway. Lee sure got a great deal for only ten bucks!

If you were a fan of this pre-condom classic, stick with it after the fourth scene for three more scenes’ worth of bonus footage! There are two guys in a hotel room, a pair of cowboys in the great outdoors, and a couple of guys in a bedroom (including a very hairy bottom). These are more like old 8mm loops but there’s definitely a hot seedy quality to them. Huge is still just as much fun today as it was 28 years ago.