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Apr 11

Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink 2

Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink 2Sometimes, just getting the groceries in can be a real turn-on and lead to food play. That’s just one of the hot, homemade porn scenarios you’ll see in “Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink 2.” This rare, classic film loop footage hasn’t been seen in about a generation and for its new life on VOD we can all thank Lavender Lounge Studios.

The first of these mini-pornos is called “Sex Salad.” Have you ever noticed how many vegetables are phallic? These three guys have and they aren’t going to let a coincidence like that go unexplored. Using food instead of more traditional sex toys is a time-honored tradition for those who need to improvise or those who just want to get a little kinky. Cucumbers are the most obvious dick-shaped vegetation, but then what about celery stalks and leeks? Olives can make good anal beads. How about using a cored tomato as a sleeve around the shaft of a cock while you suck the head? You can hollow out a cucumber or zucchini, put it on your dick, and fuck your bottom. Afterward, you can cut up all the vegetables and put them in a salad that will give new and better meaning to the term “tastes like ass.”

In “Triple Decker,” three guys are hungry for something more substantial. They have all the makings for some tasty sandwiches. First they go for some peanut butter and jelly, and it’s hilarious to watch a guy stick his dick in a jar of peanut butter. Then there’s some honey added into the mix, which makes rimming and blowjobs even more fun. It’s hard to tell if the white stuff they smear on is mayonnaise or marshmallow fluff, but it seems too thick to be the former. Of course, soon there is a much sexier white stuff they use as an extra ingredient for what we’ll call a “PBJ&C” that the trio shares. All that fucking makes a man hungry.

“Recycled Beer” and “Piss Party” are the third and fourth scenes. No prizes for guessing that these two are all about pissing! If you are into the golden shower and piss drinking thing, then these two loops will show you how they did it old school. There’s also plenty of sucking and fucking on display.

Scene five is a loop titled “Taste the Rosebud.” At first, there’s some hot tongue kissing and ass-groping going on, but they quickly progress to where the bottom is naked and getting his already well-stretched asshole tongued and fingered. There’s an enormous dong inserted slowly up his poop chute, followed by a fist greased up with Crisco. Periodically, the top will pause and do just as the title of this loop suggests, licking his bottom’s anal flower. He later fucks and fists the bottom simultaneously, ending with a pop shot all over that wrecked asshole.

The grand finale is a loop titled “Leather Orgy.” In a dungeon, a man in cuffs lies back on a bench while his top fucks his mouth. Another pair are engaging in BDSM, while still others are content to watch, at least for now. This seedy, anonymous group sex scenario is the perfectly hot and sleazy way to end another classic installment of a great fetish series. You might also be interested in our review of the first volume.