The much-awaited, much-discussed erotic adaptation of a massive cultural icon is finally here: Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody from Men. Get ready for some fun light saber battles!
The Republic is at war. Imperial cruisers are invading and enslaving parts of the “gaylaxy” under Vader’s command. While wandering the desert after his home is destroyed, Luke Skywalker (gorgeous Luke Adams) meets Obi-Wan, a wise Jedi (sexy daddy bear Jessy Ares). Obi-Wan tells Luke things he never could have known about his father, whom he never knew, and gives him the light saber that is his birthright. Luke wants Obi-Wan to show him the way. Obi-Wan obliges, penetrating both of the young padawan’s holes in a rowdy fuck that whets Luke’s appetite for further instruction in the ways of the Force.
The Jedi need a pilot and a ship to continue fighting the Empire, but Han Solo (Dennis West) never gives anything away for free. As a payment for his services and vehicle, Han will accept the chance to plow young Luke Skywalker’s hungry ass. Luke, now in full pig bottom mode after experiencing Obi-Wan’s big dick, is eager to be bartered. After Han fucks him in three or four positions, all of them deep, Luke jerks his jizz out onto the floor in reverse cowboy. Spurred on by Luke’s orgasm, Han shoots his load onto the floor as well.
The band of rebels finds their way onto an Imperial cruiser, where they split up. Two Stormtroopers capture Han as he’s trying to hijack a control panel. They take him to an interrogation chamber and stand guard over him until Darth Vader sweeps in to have his way with the scruffy rebel. Han insists that he has nothing to do with the rebels who are loose on the ship, and that he’s only here because he wanted to fuck Luke. He promises to take Vader right to Luke and Obi-Wan. Vader agrees, but first he wants to “interrogate” Han and show him the power of the dark side, which he wields within his own personal “light saber.” Cosplay fans and anyone with a fetish for the Sith Lord will love watching Han test his gag reflex on Vader’s dick. Even better: he strips naked and Vader slaps his hard-on against Han’s pale, muscular ass, fingers his hole, and pounds away at him in doggy style. Later Han sits on Vader’s lap for some reverse cowboy action as the Stormtroopers stroke their own bulging erections. Han finishes Vader off orally and gets a Sith spunk load on his chest.
Obi-Wan and Luke split up while trying to find Han. Luke thinks he’s tracked down where Han is being held, but the two horny Stormtroopers (Paddy O’Brian and Hector De Silva) guarding the room are still feeling horny and Luke is still in dick pig mode, so he’s happy with one piece of meat in his mouth and the other in his ass! Once he’s past the first two guards, he finds a whole room full of Stormtroopers having their merry way with each other. Luke excitedly becomes the centerpiece of a Stormtrooper gangbang, and it leaves us with the impression that this version of the Empire is really just a bunch of horn dogs looking to tap some Jedi ass.
Whether you side with the Jedi or the Sith, everyone can get down with some intergaylactic man sex!