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The Silence of the Twinks

The Silence of the TwinksYou’ve got to give Raw and Staxus 10 points first of all for the creative license used to come up with the premise of this film. “Silence of the Twinks” simply has to be one of the most hilarious titles of a porn in some time. Luckily, it has plenty of action to back up the leasing of a landmark film’s premise.

Of course, there’s no cannibalism in the film, but you can expect it to reach extremes in other ways. First off, the parody is also a bareback feature, and the Hannibal in this film still has an insatiable hunger – it’s just for eating hot twink dick and ass rather than simply human flesh.

There are plenty of options on Hannibal’s smorgasbord in this film too; all of them of fine Euro-produced quality. There are hot blonds, some nice big dicks and some beautiful foreskins that the Europeans have in good supply.

Twink fans will undoubtedly recognize Czech star Denis Reed. The bisexual and versatile beauty is back in true form here after some performances with bigger studios. It’s great to see him return to his Euro roots – so to speak – and continue to see his star on the rise.

The threeway in scene two is a major standout, if only to see a hot blond twink get spitroasted and sandwiched between two other gorgeous, smooth hotties.

The two brunette-on-blonde duos in scene four and five shouldn’t be missed either. We love a bit of contrasting twink action.

So You Think You Can Fuck

So You Think You Can Fuck Episode 1Dominic Ford has brought us Shane Frost and Dylan McLovin for the first episode of his So You Think You Can Fuck series. Set up as a kind of porn reality show hosted by Matthew Rush and featuring 12 contestants, Ford was quite ahead of the game with the concept, both because of the unusual premise and because of how nicely shot the encounters he produced looked in high definition – viewers of his website were even offered 2D and 3D viewing options, so this guy knew his stuff in regards to modern porn delivery.

Ford is the man behind titles such as “Body Heat,” “Coconut Cove,” and the more tongue-in-cheek “Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerer’s Balls,” and is basically the master of muscles – if any of the men he uses in his films have an ounce of fat among their rippling abs or bulging biceps, I’m yet to see it.

Pale muscle beauty Dylan McLovin is a perfect example of the ensemble of talent Ford usually pulls from. Here he’s teamed with the slightly less bulky, but completely ripped Shane Frost.

Your first thought is that it’ll be McLovin plowing away at Frost, but that certainly isn’t the case in this office-set encounter. Not only does McLovin get fucked, but Frost obliterates his hole with that big cock; hammering into him like a man on a mission. Clearly size is no indicator of strength and energy when it comes to a rough fuck.

Overall, this is a fantastic fuck combined with an original premise of reality television, explored in the opening of the film. It’s definitely a creative effort worth checking out.

Bare Twink Intentions

Bare Twink Intentions“The only thing more dangerous than fucking a Craigslist serial sex addict is falling in love with one,” Noah Carlisle wisely observes as he narrates the opening of “Bare Twink Intentions,” a blazing hot new movie from Boy Crush. The only problem for Noah is that he’s about to break his own rule. If it all sounds familiar, that’s because this is loosely based on “Cruel Intentions,” a movie that was based on the French novel Les Liaisons dangereuses.

First Noah hooks up with Lexx Jammer, a really cute, shirtless guy with a good body. Noah just wants to get down to sucking his cock and getting fucked raw in the ass, no names and no chatting. He’s an experienced hookup artist with a little black book where he writes down guys’ information, including whether they were good or not.

When Patrick Kennedy calls looking for seconds and Noah has a schedule conflict, he’s not above lying and sending Patrick to meet Lexx instead – fortunately, at least Lexx is feeling horny and wants to fuck Noah’s rejected hookup. Instead of fucking Patrick a second time, Noah decides to meet up with Nathan Stratus for what turns out to be a real date. They even play on a swing set and hold hands as they walk through the park. Noah knows he’s treading dangerous ground but he finds Nathan irresistible. They have passionate sex in Noah’s bed at the end of the date. While Noah sucks Nathan’s cock, Nathan rims Noah in a modified 69. Nathan takes his time on Noah, pleasuring his hole with a dildo and sucking his cock till he swallows his seed, instead of just plowing away at his ass. In turn, Noah gives Nathan head and drinks down his load. With such perfect chemistry, it’s easy to see why Noah would break his own rules with this guy instead of just fucking and running. Noah even lets Nathan spend the night, breaking his biggest rule, but it backfires when Nathan finds his little black book the next morning. Nathan tells Noah to call when he considers him more than just another hookup.

Even though he feels very attracted to Nathan and considers tossing the little black book, it’s not so easy for a boy slut like Noah to change his ways overnight. He decides to hook up with Patrick again, and it’s good, but you can tell it was better with Nathan. This is all Noah needs to make him go right over to Noah’s apartment and declare his feelings while literally burning his little black book. They have make-up sex that is just as hot as the first time.

“Bare Twink Intentions” is full of sexy young guys you’d love to fuck. Even if you aren’t a slut like Noah was before he found Nathan, it’s very tempting to screw every last one of them, one right after the other. This is one of those rare pornos with a good plot and great sex, and it’s sure to be a hit with twink fans.

Classic Porn: The Dicks of Hazzard

The Dicks of HazzardDick Boys Bo (Brent Summers) and Luke (Brant Moore) are the horny heroes of “The Dicks of Hazzard,” a parody that won Best Gay Feature Film for 2007 at the VOD Awards. It’s no surprise this movie is popular, with hot guys having the kind of sex that many of us dreamed about having with “them Dukes” from the original series!

Bo tends to his moonshine and finds that it makes good lube for masturbation. When Deputy Roscoe (Marc Sterling) catches Bo with the moonshine, Bo offers to fuck him in order to stay out of jail. How could Roscoe resist such a beautiful blond? They suck each other before Bo mounts Roscoe’s hard cock for a quickie. Roscoe arrests Bo anyway, but Bo escapes.

Meanwhile, Luke visits his sexy farmhand lover (Jayden Holloway). Gripped by lust, they don’t seem to mind the scratchy hay against their skin. These two are clearly enjoying each other, judging by the passion in their kisses, and it makes for one of the best scenes. The farmhand’s pa gets home and sees Luke running out the back of the shed, but that sneaky Dick boy manages to get away.

Get ready for a sexier, younger Uncle Jizzy Dick (Adam Faust), who’s irresistible even to Boss Cock (Caleb Carter) with his pierced nipples peeking out from under his overalls. Boss Cock says that his officers are searching the land for a moonshine still, but Jizzy can keep his land if he sucks Cock’s cock. Jizzy also eats his “Georgia peach” and fucks him, but it’s not enough to keep Boss Cock from living up to his name and arresting Jizzy when he hears the news from Roscoe.

Daisy Dick (Miss Reba Rose Rau) is a waitress in a pool hall where some good ol’ boys decide to have a threeway on the pool table. It has nothing to do with the story, but you aren’t watching this for a plot anyway, right? These are three hot country boys succumbing to their lust and there isn’t much hotter than that. Afterward, Roscoe shows up looking for the Dick boys and Daisy. The pool hall trio throws him off the scent, but the Dicks are all hiding in the back room and they hear it all. They devise a plan to spring Uncle Jizzy from jail that involves Bo and Luke leading Roscoe on a chase.

Excited by their getaway, Bo and Luke remember that they aren’t blood related, so they can fuck. First there is some hot foreplay and then Luke pounds Bo up against a water tower. Watching these angelically beautiful young men going at each other in the outdoors is the highlight of the movie.

In the jailhouse, Jizzy tries to reach for the keys that Penis (Tyler Mason) keeps on his belt, but when caught, he has to pretend he was reaching for his cock. Penis jumps at the opportunity and is soon sucking Jizzy’s cock in the cell before getting his tight ass nailed. They both blow huge loads. Soon Daisy arrives to help Jizzy escape and they get Penis to tell them Boss Cock has been planning to try and claim the land at a public hearing while the Dicks are in jail. Jizzy apologetically knocks Penis out and swaps clothes with him.

Boss Cock and Roscoe arrive at the jail and are fooled into thinking that Penis is Jizzy. They find the lube that Daisy put there and decide to use it. Roscoe sucks Boss Cock’s dick and fucks his ass, and it’s only when the condom comes off and Boss Cock tries to lick off the lube that they discover they’ve been duped. Daisy gets photographic evidence of their tryst, so they’ll hopefully never try anything like this again.

The Dicks arrive at the hearing before Boss Cock and his officers can extricate themselves, so the judge (Kyle Aames) declares in favor of Uncle Jizzy. They celebrate with a spontaneous orgy, yee-haw!

Top Picks for Halloween Weekend!

TwinklightTwinklight (1R Media)

Even in death love has to prevail, no matter what the cost… It’s an epic journey through love and death. The Twilight saga brought us the concept of sparkly bloodsuckers, but they could use a little sexing up. Thanks to director Afton Nills for creating an erotic, stylish, must-see gay porn interpretation full of hot guys, gorgeous sex scenes, and genuinely funny dialogue that you’ll enjoy whether you’re a Twilight fan or not.

Stars:   Krys Perez Darin Rad Matthews Skyler Bleu Levon Meeks Preston Andrews Jayden Ellis J.T. Wreck Brice Carson Aidan Chase Dustin Revees Ethan Storm

Categories: New Release Feature Twink Anal Safe Sex Parody High Definition

Bat Dude and Throbin: the Sexx CapadersBat Dude and Throbin: the Sexx Capaders (Pleasure Productions)

Stay tuned to the same bat time and the same bat channel for some of the hottest Batdude sex you’ve ever seen. To the batdude cave, Throbin! Let’s go! Follow this caped sex-capader duo as they free the world of its nasty sex criminals that rule our desires. Packed with handsome heroes and irresistible villains, “Batdude and Throbin” is a burning release from InHand video…of course. Haven’t you always wanted to see what really goes on beneath those costumes? Now you can!

Stars:   Ryan Edwards Danny Bliss Kevin Young Frank Strong Eric Digiorgio Mark Sage

Categories: Feature Classic Pre-Condom Parody

A Nightmare On Twink StreetA Nightmare On Twink Street (SaggerzSkaterz.com)

In the early 1900s, a gay man named Freddy lived with his male lover near Elm Street in the American Southwest. After finding about this couple’s elopement, an unforgiving and radical community captured and punished Freddy’s lover. Freddy was able to set him free but was hung in the woods after being captured himself. Years after his death, the innocent townspeople experienced terrifying nightmares involving a man who takes his sexually driven revenge on his innocent and often virginal victims. Now, Dean Holland and his friends, Jordan Ashton, Nathan Stratus, Roxy Red, and Ashton Cody, are being haunted by the ghost of Freddy in their dreams. When each one begins to experience intense sexual nightmares that continue to increase violently, Dean and his friends realize they must find a way to stop the psychopath’s reign of terror – or never sleep safe again.

Stars:   Ryan Conners Patrick Kennedy Roxy Red Ashton Cody Dean Holland Nathan Stratus Jordan Ashton

Categories: New Release Feature Twink Bareback Anal Parody High Definition

Top Picks for the Weekend: October 23-24

Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerer’s Balls (Dominic Ford)

One of the most anticipated movies of the year, Whorrey Potter & the Sorcerer’s Balls is the first ever 3D gay porn feature film, and was shot in Budapest, Stockholm, London, New York and Fire Island. Luke Marcum plays Whorrey Potter, a young hero who must find the Sorcerer’s Balls before they get into the hands of the evil Voldemorecock, played by hunky Matthew Rush. Along the way Whorrey encounters Himmione (Cameron Adams), Ron “Weasy” (Eddie Diaz), Professor Queerel (Ryan Raz), the mega-muscled protector of the Sorcerer’s Balls (Robert Van Damme), and Fag Hagrid (Mimi Imfurst).

Stars:   Matthew Rush Luke Marcum Daniel Nardicio Mimi Imfurst Robert Van Damme Eddie Diaz Ryan Raz Cameron Adams

Categories: Feature Muscles Anal Safe Sex Parody

I’m Just A Toy For Black Boys 2 (DVS Men)

This is 100% white ass wreckage. It’s all about black dick in white ass. How much big black dick do you think you can handle? Because Alexander, Rubio, and Estik are here to find out the extent of your asshole’s stretchability in an interracial gangbang extravaganza that will have you creaming all over yourself! You know you want to be a toy for these hot black boys! They want your mouth and ass and these brothers ain’t leaving until they’ve left your white butt gaping and covered in cum!

Stars:   Alexander Rubio Estik

Categories: Black GangBang New Release Latin Interracial Anal Safe Sex

Rimming Straight Boys (Vimpex Gay Media / 8Teen Plus)

These beautiful, hard-bodied twinks know just how to get a rise out of any guy, even the straight ones! You don’t want to miss all the hot rimming action!

Stars:   Chad Brown Ernesto Filipy Lucas Tailor Lucky Taylor Steve Roon Peter Dulong Dave Stadyk

Categories: New Release Twink Bareback Anal Straight For Gay

Twinklight

The Twilight saga brought us the concept of sparkly bloodsuckers, but they could use a little sexing up. Thanks to director Afton Nills and 1R Media for creating an erotic, stylish gay porn interpretation called “Twinklight.”

The film starts with a hot, brief fuck scene between dark-haired cutie Billa (Skyler Bleu) and his boyfriend (Darin), complete with gorgeous orgasm faces. Afterward, the boyfriend dumps Billa abruptly. Billa leaves a note for his mom, hitchhikes to Las Vegas, and crashes on his friend Bailey’s (J.T. Wreck) couch. Bailey encourages him to “lighten up,” so Billa goes clubbing at the Piranha.

As Billa dances, oblivious to the wine glasses filled with something that isn’t wine, a mysterious hottie on the balcony watches and Billa smiles back. Billa meets this admirer, Edmund (Krys Perez), when a fanged go-go dancer offers to give Billa a flyer for the “V.I.P.” area upstairs, where he can find Bailey. In a flash, Edmund is downstairs scaring off the would-be bloodsucker.

Meanwhile, a razor-thin twink (Preston Andrews) gets turned into a vamp after fucking a bloodsucker in the ass. Edmund has saved Billa from a similar fate. We see the two of them talking in a diner, but the conversation is brief and leaves Billa with more questions than answers.

Bailey is in the V.I.P. area with a vampire (Brice Carson), who takes control of his smooth little ass. They have a very hot fuck and when it’s over, the vamp pours candle wax all over his smooth chest as he straddles Bailey’s torso. Now they both have something white splashed all over their front. Bailey’s life is spared, for now.

Billa dreams of Edmund topping him. It’s hot to a swoon-inducing degree and you hope for Billa’s sake that it will happen. Bailey wakes Billa up so he won’t miss school, and it’s a good thing, because Edmund is in his art class! This gives Billa the chance to know the mysterious guy better. It’s not long before Billa falls for Edmund even though he resents Edmund’s protectiveness. Edmund insists on being at Billa’s side in the club without explaining that it’s a vampire den. He’s there when a blood-drained, loopy Bailey tells Billa the truth about Edmund and the Piranha. Edmund drags Billa away from the dying Bailey because he’s still trying to protect him from the vampire world. Bailey recovers quickly because, as it turns out, he’s been drained enough to turn into a vampire. He has his first 3-way as a bloodsucker right after Billa and Edmund leave.

Edmund shows Billa some of his memories and tells him some of his most important stories. In flashback, we see Edmund passionately fucking his lost love Egan (Jayden Ellis). It’s one of the movie’s hottest scenes, especially watching Edmund try to control his blood lust as Egan sucks his cock and rides him in cowgirl. Unlike sex with Egan, this time Edmund is tender. Billa, the much twinkier of the pair, is the bottom to Edmund’s romantically commanding top. Now that Edmund has found a way to control his bloodlust, he can find happiness with Billa.

“Twinklight” blends hot guys, gorgeous sex scenes, and genuinely funny dialogue to make a parody that you’ll enjoy whether you’re a Twilight fan or not. And in case you’re wondering where you can find such lush rooms to have some romantic vamp role-play, it was filmed at the Blue Moon Resort, the only hotel in Las Vegas exclusively for gay men.