We’re having a closet quandary. If you’ve been paying attention to the occasional billboard on your drive home, you might have noticed that Saturday, May 21st, is reputed by a small group of people to be Judgment Day, with the end of the world scheduled for October. We weren’t really paying much attention (too busy singing “Judas” at the top of our lungs) and now we’re stuck with the age old question of what to wear. Red carpets, black tie and those eternal White Parties we have down pat, but this one stumps us. So we’re opting for naked, since you can’t go wrong with the basics, right? We have our doubts, of course — how can the world end before the VOD premiere of the Other Side of Aspen 6 on Monday? — but better safe than sorry. To help get us in the mood, we found some old favorites to share, and help you kick off your last days on Earth.
Description: Heaven to Hell is the epic story of good versus evil; of paradise lost and pleasure found. Dean Monroe stars at The Devil, who, along with help from his Instigator and minions of Soldiers and Dog Boys, tempts The Angel, played by Brad Patton. It’s the first-ever movie in Falcon history featuring a cast comprised completely of Falcon Exclusives. Heaven to Hell also features Brad Patton’s first-ever on-screen experience as a bottom. An arrow pierces Brad Patton’s shimmering vision of purity. Brought to the Underworld by Soldier Josh Weston, the devil sits in judgment, his Dogboys at his feet: Tristan Adonis, Colby Taylor and Roman Heart. When Dean announces “Prepare him!” the White Angel’s transformation begins. The legendary big-dicked top finally bottoms for the first time for both Josh and Joe Sport. “Fuck the good right out of him!” Josh scowls… Meanwhile the Devil takes on his Dogboys — deep-throating them all, then submitting to a brutal ass-pounding from each. Deep in the catacombs of the Underworld, the two of the Devil’s most powerful soldiers, Erik Rhodes and Matthew Rush, face each other for the first time. These two muscled studs go at each other with explosive force. Meanwhile the Devil takes on his Dogboys — deep-throating them all, then submitting to a brutal ass-pounding from each. Deep in the catacombs of the Underworld, the two of the Devil’s most powerful soldiers, Erik Rhodes and Matthew Rush, face each other for the first time. These two muscled studs go at each other with explosive force. All of this is only a prelude to the unbelievable spectacle of the last scene, which features the full cast in a record-breaking one-hour long orgy that is so hot it is featured separately!
Description: A south of the border parish priest is called on the carpet by the Cardinal to explain the sexual hijinks at his church. Father Luciano is summoned to the Cardinal’s office to answer sexual misconduct allegations against him.
Description: The Gospel according to Matthias (von Fistenberg). Dark Alley Media and director Matthias Von Fistenberg, never ones to shy away from controversy, now take on perhaps the biggest institution of them all Jesus Christ himself. Known for bringing a biting wit and kinky gay sex edge to current events (including the award-winning Mutiny and political parody Gaytanamo), the notorious director has gone back 2000 years to re-imagine the Son of God as Danny Fox, out to bring his love to all mankind. Whether tied to the cross, causing problems for Pontius Pilate or turning the Last Supper into a Feast of Flesh, he’s sure to inspire legions of men to kneel and worship
Description: Love the sinner a wildly erotic tale of love and sex, faith and trust, and new beginnings. So say the liner notes about this highly anticipated release from director Jett Blakk – most notable for the first (and in all likelihood only) on-screen bottoming of inked top-trade Jacob Slader. We can’t wait to see it and “sin” for ourselves.
Description: A man of the cloth searches the night, prowling for sinners. A man on a mission. As lust surpasses his faith, he has to choose between his love for his church, and his love of a man.