Classic Porn: Spring Break: Director’s Cut

Falcon's Spring Break

Spring Break: Director's Cut

“Spring Break” is a 1988 classic from Falcon Studios and director Matt Sterling (credited as Bill Clayton). The director’s cut features even more of the original release’s blazing pre-condom action with gorgeous muscle men and younger guys who will make you long for a time machine.

A group of college guys wants to play tennis but it’s raining. One decides to go home, but the other three go inside and since they can’t serve yellow balls they serve fleshy ones instead. Doe-eyed cutie Kevin Wiles goes to get some drinks, leaving sandy-haired David Ashfield and darkly handsome Chris Thompson to discuss what a fairy Kevin is. They confront him when he returns and Kevin’s denials give way when they offer him their thick cocks. He proves an able cocksucker as they joust in his mouth, and he offers his tight twink bottom for their spit-roasting enjoyment. It’s a hot, fun 3-way and a great way to kick off “Spring Break.”

Having proved to be a cock-hound, Kevin is back for more in scene two with surfer boy Todd Donahue and bulky Tony Marino. There’s plenty of delicious oral action – Kevin’s not the only good cocksucker here! Kevin and Tony thoroughly plow Todd’s cute ass.

Meanwhile, the angelically beautiful cover boy Cory Monroe, disappointed that his tennis game with his friends was rained out, gets to have his own ball-serving fun with his mature, mustachioed “uncle” Chad Douglas.

In scene four, Chris Thompson and David Ashfield from scene one hook up with gorgeous, dark-haired treat Jeff Converse.

The movie wraps up with a special extra scene, originally seen only in the mail-order version. “Uncle” Chad brings “nephew” Cory into the fetish dungeon in his basement, where cute blond Chris Burns and well-built Cole Carpenter are already playing with some huge toys.

While not all porn holds up after over 20 years, “Spring Break” will still give you plenty of cock-stiffening thrills. Hot fucking is timeless, after all.

Movie Review: Dick Or Dare

Those experts of hard-hitting black porn, Pitbull Productions, are back with another collection of hot, thug stars. Director Jalin Fuentes is back in the director’s chair, and that’s a good thing considering the porn auteur brought us such awesome dark treats as Thugged, New Thug City: Supreme’s Return and, my personal favorite, Nuttin’ Butt Crack.

Dick or Dare is apparently how thugs play truth or dare in the hood – or so the movie brief tells me – and hey, this is a game I wouldn’t mind playing with this big dick, though I guess the aim is not to win here.

N-Tysin and D-Unit are up first with some action, and though there are few black porn stars with the kind of longevity that provides for iconic status, I am quite familiar with both of these boys’ work. D-Unit starts out by sucking his buddy’s fingers – that’s a new one – but apparently having paid his dues he gets his power top on and pushes Tycin down on his big dick.

D-Unit then rims Tycin’s bubble butt – after losing the self-titled game – and he gets right in there with his tongue. D-Unit’s 10-inch cock then goes to work on that bubble butt, truly stretching it wide with his monster while his hot muscled body glistens with sweat from all the hard work he’s doing on that hole.

Scene three between Redboi and Polo Starr is definitely worth a look too. There’s some fantastic rimming action between the duo on the couch that really had me going. Soulja Boi can always be relied upon for a good performance too, and his scene following this with Seduction should not be missed either.

It’s a straight-forward black one-on-one feature with Dick or Dare, the guys are hot, there’s very little in the way of story to get in the way and those dicks are as big as ever. Black porn fans will be entirely satisfied and can again rely on Pitbull to deliver the product they’ve always promoted.

Movie Review: Tales of the Arabian Nights

Middle Eastern men are in. Plain and simple. They have grown to prominence in recent years on the heels of their absence in previous years and the seemingly attractive taboo of gay sex attached to the region. In short: they’re hot because we barely see them. So while the industry isn’t completely inundated with the stereotypically masculine ethnic group, it’s safe to say these studs are going to be flavor of the month for some months to come.

In terms of productions, you can’t go past the expertise of Raging Stallion Studios. They brought us Arabesque – which arguably brought on the new wave of Arabian erotica – and they’ve had a swag of men of Middle Eastern descent on their books for some time. Now comes their new effort, Tales of the Arabian Nights, chock full of their well of muscled talent.

It was always going to by impossible to live up to the popularity of Arabesque, simply because when it was originally released, there hadn’t been anything equivalent in terms of genre, production value and overall success. But there’s still plenty to love about this new entry and the men are, as always, delicious.

The feature starts with a bang thanks to stunning – and relative newcummer – Alex Frietas who is worshipped, as he should be, by young veteran performer Andre Barclay. Alex literally has one of the most amazing bodies I’ve seen all year. His abdominal muscles and tattooed muscular form are enough to get you off even without any action. But let’s not get carried away, the action is pretty damn hot as Alex goes all out on Andre’s hole. This guy really doesn’t hold anything back.

I wouldn’t miss the scene between Wilfried Knight and Francesco D’Macho on the first part of the film either. That beautiful uncircumsized tool of Francesco’s is put to good use in Wilfried’s ass. And if you like hairy, you can’t go past the delightful Aybars, who’s teamed up with the equally furry Conner Habib too. Pt 2 consists mainly of solos with these hot blooded fellas, including a great chance to be alone with Arab big boy Antonio Biaggi.

Movie Review: UGF Tucker Vs Dixon

Author: Cooper (via Queerbites)

Masculinity has always been a major draw-factor for gay porn aficionados. The concept of “real men” commonly leads to conceptions of “straight men,” which are ideas that have led to whole subgenres of porn in their own right. It’s not surprising that activities like professional fighting would inevitably find their way into porn. Wrestling – despite its aura of machismo – has always been deeply entrenched in homoeroticism since it was practiced in Ancient Greece.

So along comes Ultimate Gay Fighter to fill the void of masculine porn stars in aggressive displays of machoism. The premise of Ultimate Gay Fighter is that “Two men enter, one man leaves fucked.” It’s quite the enticing prospect. It’s also quite a rare and unique subgenre of gay porn that even this writer wasn’t entirely familiar with until checking out this title. It’s fair to say this reviewer was a convert of the great mix of fighting and fucking, by the end.

The main event for this particular title is, of course, Tucker Vs. Dixon (or Dean Tucker and Caleb Dixon). The question is whose ass will be claimed and who will be left standing? The rest of the film is made up of other fight and fuck scenes, plus solo scenes from the men of UGF, which make up the second half of the 70-minute feature.

The opening scene is the self-titled sequence of the film. That said, this review won’t give away the winner, because finding out is half the fun. Caleb Dixon is apparently a newcomer to the ring (figuratively and literally) and Tucker has been doing the round for a while. Being that this is the debut release of Ultimate Gay Fighter, bragging rights are high.

The wrestling in this scene is by far the most entertaining factor. This isn’t to say that the anal sex or oral sex isn’t deeply entertaining, it’s more a credit to the fact that you can really get off on a title like this before any penetration has even begun. It’s this idea that something non-sexual can quickly become sexual. And of course, the muscles don’t hurt either. The set is dark and shadowy, adding to the feel that this is a secret encounter and makes for some terrific conditions to see those muscles.

Further along in the film, many porn fans will recognize Christian Wilde, who pops up in scene three for a bathroom fuck with Dixon. Then the two leads have two separate solo performances to round out the film. Overall, this is a unique and enjoyable experience that fighter virgins and fans will enjoy alike.