Joel Someone

Movie Review: Breedable

October 19, 2023

For a thirsty bottom, to be “Breedable” is a high compliment indeed. It means every top wants your ass. In four scenes from Fuck Champ Robinson/Vision X, these horny men aim to prove that they were made to be human cum dumps.

Versatile white daddy Joel Someone is up first with muscular black stud Butta Nutt. Joel is excited to take on a big-dicked hunk like Butta—you can see it all over his face and hear it in his moans as he sucks him off and bends over for a raw pounding.

Athletic Russian hunk Alex Kof, sexy black stud Benny Blazin, and tattooed Latino Zane Taylor are up next in a threesome. All three of these hot men are versatile, making for a lot of exciting configurations and positions. They hold nothing back as they take turns sucking cock and getting drilled.

Butta Nutt comes back for round two with longtime fan favorite Sean Duran in scene three. Sean enjoys getting his dick sucked and his ass eaten, then worships Butta’s cock and balls. (more…)

Movie Review: Yes, Father 7: Confession

June 29, 2023

For fans of religious porn, “Yes, Father 7: Confession” from Bareback Network is a profane delight. This new release stars Jay Tee, Jack Hunter, Dacotah Red, Joel Someone, and Zak Bishop.

Muscular dark blond Jay Tee is a young missionary and a student. One night, while he’s getting ready for bed, Father Jack Hunter interrupts his nightly prayer to offer his guidance through the difficult task of ridding himself of impure thoughts. The good father’s offer of being a release valve for his sexual fantasies is too good for Jay to turn down, so what follows is an unholy alliance that the church doesn’t need to know about. Father Jack worshipfully sucks Jay’s cock before opening up his ass for a hard, raw fuck.

Standing 6’6” with fiery ginger hair, Father Dacotah Red is one of the sexiest priests at the school, but his vows mean that his dirty thoughts have been a shameful secret. One day, he admits to Father Joel Someone that he’s been entertaining many dirty thoughts about the young men he teaches. To his relief, Father Joel not only relates to this problem from personal experience, but also will keep the secret as long as these two young, hot priests can indulge their impure gay lust together. (more…)

Movie Review: Assgasm

June 15, 2023

Directed by Elliott Wilder, “Assgasm” from Treasure Island Media features eight new bareback scenes that bring the bottoms to a state of quivering, shaking anal ecstasy. An assgasm, for those who have yet to be so fortunate as to experience one, is, in the words of TIM’s movie description, “an anally induced orgasm resulting in waves of pelvic convulsion and increased whoreness.”

Up first, Eros and Magic Mike Hung are embroiled in a sweaty, armpit-worshiping bondage fuck that radiates so much man musk you can almost smell it through the screen. Magic Mike Hung lives up to his name as he pounds and pummels Eros’ muscular bubble butt.

Newcomer Vince Vega gets a lesson in sucking and fucking from Joel Someone, who feeds the bottom his big, fat dick for a face fuck, followed by a deep breeding. Joel leaves a thick load of hot cum dripping from Vince’s gaping hole.

Six-foot-two Ryan Powers and 6’3” Maxx Ferro team up on 5’7” pup Axel Black in a blissfully rough threeway. (more…)

Featured Star: Joel Someone

August 12, 2022

If you’ve ever watched any of Bareback Network’s many taboo offerings or Missionary Boyz’ exquisite religious fetish movies, then chances are good that you’ve seen this week’s featured star in action. Joel Someone is a versatile performer from New Mexico who only gets better looking and hotter with each year.

When Joel debuted in 2018, he quickly gained a reputation for exciting performances at Missionary Boyz as the character known as President Lewis, which later earned him two GayVN Award nominations for Best Fetish Scene. (more…)

Movie Review: LAPD: Los Angeles Police Dads

October 14, 2020

Famous director Chi Chi LaRue is no stranger to staging and directing huge group sex scenes with dirty cops and horny Daddy baddies. Dragon Media Raw has plenty of great gangbang and orgy scenes of this nature. Get the two together and what you have is the phenomenal “LAPD: Los Angeles Police Dads,” a brand-new release that we’re featuring this week.

Dale Savage, Donnie Argento, Drew Sebastian, Jack Vidra, Jake Morgan, Jake Nicola, Joel Someone, Marco Napoli, and Vince Parker star in the two-scene fuck fest that lasts just around 90 minutes and wastes no time getting to the fun.

L.A.’s finest and horniest head out to a rough bar with more on their mind than having a beer after their shift. This is one of the most infamous places in town for a quick and dirty fuck with a stranger or two… or a few more, now that these cops with a loose interpretation of rules and laws have hit the scene. They know exactly what they’re doing and what to expect, and the Daddies in this bar are no strangers to tangling with the law. (more…)

Movie Review: Family Dick 13

December 11, 2019

The mega-popular gay taboo series from Bareback Network returns with “Family Dick 13,” this week’s featured movie.

Fit, young daddy Joel Someone (aka President Lewis in the Missionary Boyz movies) and his rosy-cheeked twink of a stepson, Kurt Niles, have a mutual crush on each other that has never been acted upon until now. What sets it off? One day, the stepfather and stepson are sitting side by side in the living room, enjoying some “reading material”—that is to say, some hot gay porn. Kurt looks on in awe as Joel pulls out his cock and starts beating off in front of him. Soon, daddy and his boy are trading blowjobs and the smooth, skinny twink is riding that DILF dick to a creamy conclusion.

Now that they’ve had a taste of each other, Kurt decides to get some more daddy dick by pretending that his shoulder hurts and he needs Joel to massage him. Joel doesn’t even mind when he realizes that it was just a ploy to get fucked again, because he’s been fantasizing about fucking the boy’s ass again ever since. Rubbing turns to ass play and then deep, hard breeding. (more…)

Movie Review: Gang of Five

February 6, 2019

Treasure Island Media has invited five of the hottest dick pigs to live out their dirtiest gangbang fantasies in “Gang of Five.”

Roman Maverick posted online about his desire to get tied up and gangbanged. Treasure Island Media made it happen and recorded video, which you can see in scene one. After Roman gets chained to a fuck bench, facedown, he takes an onslaught of tops with huge, hard cocks. Puerto Rican stud Billy Blanco is first, getting Roman’s hole wet with his tongue before pushing his dick inside. Esteban Orive pops multiple times. Monster-hung Fx Rijos, newbie Rory Stone, and Casanova also pump and dump their loads. It’s a hot, nasty, relentless group fuck that starts the movie off right!

Pig bottoms don’t get much greedier than Billy Warren. For a long time he’s been asking TIM to do a gangbang scene, and it’s finally happening. He shows up at a club, ready to take on all cummers. (more…)