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Nov 03

Movie Review: Titan Media, “Cauke for President”

cauke for president, titanmen, titan media, senator cauke, porn, satire, parody, gay, matthew bosch, nick prescott, david benjamin, luke adams, adam ramzi, tex davidson, dallas steeleBack in February of this year, Titan Media released the satirical Cauke for President. If you’re looking for some much-needed erotic relief from this oppressive election, we recommend it wholeheartedly.

A young, handsome, telegenic presidential candidate, Senator Cauke is also homophobic and wants to restrict LGBTQ rights. The senator, played by the sexy Matthew Bosch in his gay porn debut, is leading a secret life—just like so many real-life politicians we could name!

Feeling horny, Senator Cauke goes online looking for nearby hookups and finds the hot and hung Nick Prescott. He jogs over to Nick’s house to avoid being conspicuous. As Nick is pounding Cauke in the ass doggy style, he realizes why this guy’s face is so familiar. Cauke doesn’t see Nick reach down for the remote control and turn on his camera. After the pump and dump, Cauke jogs back home and Nick watches the hidden camera footage, overjoyed at the chance to take down this hypocrite.

Campaign manager David Benjamin drops cute young campaign volunteer Luke Adams off in an upscale neighborhood, telling him to knock on doors and do anything it takes to convince people to vote for Cauke. The first potential voter Luke meets is dark-haired, bearded hottie Adam Ramzi, who wants to know what’s in it for him. Luke is so determined to win that vote that he sucks Adam’s cock and rides him till he blows a load on his abs, shortly followed by Adam cumming on his face. Unfortunately it was all for nothing but the pleasure, because Adam is Canadian and can’t even vote.

Nick has sent the video to a journalist, Tex Davidson, who arranges a meeting with the campaign manager. Tex plays with his engorged dick under the desk as he watches the footage again while waiting for David. Soon he’s beating his meat full on, but has to pause the video when David knocks on the door. David’s already impatient and irritable, which turns to anger when Tex mentions he’s been hearing things about Cauke. He threatens to leave unless Tex has something more than rumors, so Tex spins the laptop around and presses play. David is willing to do anything to stop this video from getting out, so Tex presses his advantage. He makes David get on his knees and beg—and while he’s down there, Tex wants him to suck his cock too. Tex skull-fucks the ruthless campaign manager and totally owns his ass. After cumming on David’s face, Tex agrees to delete the video right away, but then “accidentally” sends it out instead.

At home, Cauke is masturbating to gay porn, unaware that some blogs have already picked up the footage of Nick fucking him in the ass. Cauke’s lover/chief of staff, Dallas Steele, walks in and tells him he should be working on debate prep instead, but Cauke is tired of the lies that he has to tell in order to win. Dallas decides that what Cauke really needs to feel better right now is a fuck, not a wank, so he bangs the hell out of him in all sorts of positions until they fall asleep together.

A text message sent to both of their phones wakes them up, telling them that the sex tape is all over the news. “Looks like you don’t have to lie anymore,” Dallas wryly observes. As it turns out, this could be the best thing that ever happened for Cauke, even if it means the end of his political career. The truth shall set you free, as the saying goes.

Directed by Jasun Mark, Cauke For President is an AEBN exclusive. The men are seriously hot and so is the action. It’s just the catharsis that so many of us need right now.

Stars:   Matthew Bosch   Adam Ramzi   Luke Adams   David Benjamin   Nick Prescott   Dallas Steele   Tex Davidson
Studio Name:   Titan Media

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