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Classic Porn: The Coach’s Boys

May 16, 2011

Here’s a perfect movie for anyone who fantasized from the closet about the jocks at their school, especially a coach, from the brilliant Chi Chi Larue. The box cover features one of the younger guys, but the true star of “The Coach’s Boys” is the tasty coach. He’s a valuable mentor to these college football players, especially in showing them that a good athlete knows how to throw AND catch.

In the first scene, Coach Scott Hardman is in his office with a team member who’s not doing well in classes. If he can service Coach’s hardening prick, he just might keep his place on the team. He succeeds by giving an amazing, hands-free blowjob and taking a vigorous ass-fucking. In the end, Coach Hardman even breaks his own rule and licks balls to help induce ejaculation. It looks like the boy earned his spot on the team!

When scene two begins with three delicious guys showering together with wandering eyes, the threeway oral and anal onslaught that transpires is only natural. They can’t resist tasting each other’s freshly clean cocks and assholes. Soon Tanner Reeves, a dark-haired, muscular stud, is riding his blond companion’s rigid cock. The other blond eventually demands his turn. While these hot boys play, Coach Hardman watches and jerks off.

Before the boys can finish their shower rendezvous, Coach breaks it up. He’s seen enough to pick Tanner for his own two-man team, and he doesn’t have to mess with foreplay because they’re both ready to go. Coach screws his plaything up against the shower wall and Tanner fucks right back against him. It’s another hot pairing, if too brief.

Next we have what this reviewer considers the absolute hottest scene. Zak Spears chats up coach’s assistant Tom Sawyer in the locker room after a game. He’s noticed the way Tom looks at him and the lust is mutual. Tom lovingly services Zak’s cock and balls with his tongue and throat, and then Zak gives Tom his jockstrap. As they move to a bench, Tom gets a good whiff of the jock strap before putting it on and getting a hot rimjob and some prolonged ass fingering from Zak. Once Tom’s hole is primed, Zak delivers the kind of domineering, powerful fuck that made him such a popular top. They finish themselves off – Zak delivers a thick cumshot and takes Tom’s load to the face! Steely-eyed with a thatch of dark blond hair in his youth, Zak is now a bald bruiser of a man and he’s the only one of this cast still performing. If you like him, this is a must-see scene from his first year in porn.

It turns out the guys on the team all think Coach Hardman is a scumbag, and Zak enacts a revenge plan. He pays rival team quarterback Wes Daniels to seduce Coach. While Coach and Wes suck each other’s dicks, Zak films some blackmail video. Two team members bust up the party and tell Coach that Zak filmed him getting it on with the enemy. They all might as well turn it into an orgy. In the end, Coach shoots the biggest load of all – clearly he enjoys it when his boys turn him into a bottom to use and abuse!

Classic Porn: Come of Age

May 9, 2011

Irresistible, innocent beauty Ron Durango (at bottom of box cover) walks down an L.A. sidewalk into a new life filled with sexual adventures he couldn’t imagine back home in Nebraska. This is the opening of “Come of Age,“ a classic gay porno from 1971. Bijou Pictures opened the vaults to bring us this flaxen-haired country boy’s tale of unabashed erotic discovery.

It’s Ron’s first day in town and he literally bumps into Mark Taylor (top of box cover), who takes him under his wing. Mark thinks he can hook Ron up with a job, but first it’s time for Ron to shower off the road funk and have a little fun. Cooking up a flimsy excuse to shower together, Mark sets the wheels in motion. He doesn’t have to try hard, because as it turns out, Ron is quite a bit easygoing about everything, including sex. He’s only had two blowjobs from a man before, and is curious enough to have a third right there in the shower from Mark.

Even though Ron has just gotten to town, he’s happy to tag along with Mark to his mountain cabin. It’s a no-clothes-allowed affair, so they strip as soon as they arrive. Mark and Ron cuddle in front of the fire after eating steak for dinner and, softcore porn style, there is implied sex. Don’t worry, it won’t always be so vague.

In the morning, Ron makes coffee and breakfast for Mark. Still naked, they explore the mountain and are in the midst of further exploring each other when a cute blond couple, Ralph Martin and Tom Winston, come along and startle Mark so much he literally tells them to take a hike. Uninhibited Ron says he didn’t mind having an audience while sucking cock, so he and Mark decide to follow Ralph and Tom.

Both Ralph and Tom have big dicks and when Mark and Ron see that, they can’t help staring in awe as the blonds have a nice, long fuck out in the sun. Afterward, Mark and Ron approach and offer to kiss and make up, so to speak, back at the cabin. They race each other on foot and we get to watch it in slow-motion.

Back at the cabin, the new guys discover the upright piano with the trippy paint job. Ralph and Tom try with limited success to bang out a song while Mark and Ron climb on top of the instrument and watch. Soon the guys abandon musical pursuits for something they’re a lot better at and something that’s a lot more group-friendly. Four-way sex on a piano is creative and requires some agility. Fortunately, they have more room to spread out when they get together a few weeks later, back in the city at Mark’s place. The four guys are all versatile fucks who turn their anal daisy chain into a game of musical tops and bottoms. You can tell this is the start of a beautiful relationship for all involved.

There’s nothing quite as beautiful as virile, slender young men frolicking in the sun, clad in nothing but the air around them. On the other hand, this is also a campy, old-fashioned kind of movie that many will enjoy for its pre-condom retro appeal and acting that’s generally better than you’d expect in a porno. “Come of Age” bears little resemblance to the porn of today, but there’s something timeless about getting away from it all for some outdoor sex, don’t you think?

The Best of Bolton

May 2, 2011

Star and director of more than two dozen movies filmed in the ’90s, muscular stud Rick Bolton in his prime may well have been one of the most beautiful men ever seen in adult film. Let’s just say the box cover of “Best of Bolton” does not do him justice compared to watching him in action. Shot on location in tropical Key West, Florida at the historic inn known as Lighthouse Court, this film shows you some intimate, sexy moments with the hard-bodied star as he gets ready for a performance and enjoys some downtime after the show.

In scene one, Rick works out on the patio deck near the pool and takes time to show off his progress. Watching the rippling tension of his muscles in action is a huge turn-on, as is the shower sequence afterward. Once he’s all clean, Rick relaxes on a float in the pool.

Scene two is a sensual treasure for all you shaving fetishists. Slowly and deliberately, Rick shaves his legs all the way up, followed by his chest. This is a really good show of his body at rest. Watching his cock stiffen and jump a little as the razor travels his inner thigh is extraordinarily exciting and it’s just a prelude of things to come. Rick gets so worked up that he has to lie back and play with his dick.

As the third scene begins, Rick is doing a striptease on a catwalk and showing off sexy hip moves that will only make you think of one thing: how incredible would it feel to be on the receiving end of those pelvic thrusts? He takes off denim booty shorts, bicycle shorts that have been artfully snipped full of holes, and grinds against a couple of lucky audience members before stripping off the leather thong that hides his stiffening cock. Rick gets a little more up-close attention from the audience and dances naked (except for his boots) for a few minutes more, answering for all of us the unspoken question of what it must look like when a naked god dances.

Later, a keen-eyed observer watches from his float in the pool as Rick and a fuck buddy find a semi-secluded spot for some humping. Soon everybody in the vicinity has noticed, and one bold young stud inches closer like a wild animal tentatively trying to get his share of a tasty piece of meat. Rick and friend notice this and invite him to join in, turning it into a hot threeway that relieves the pent-up tension of the teasing Rick has been doing for nearly an hour. After the fuck, we get a nice “after-dinner mint” in the form of more sexy dancing from Rick before the credits roll.

Don’t miss a moment of this classic movie’s slow-building heat!

Classic Porn: Powertool

April 25, 2011

Jeff Stryker, whose good looks suggested long hours at the gym and sweaty locker-room fucks afterward, was the stuff of many an erotic dream for an entire generation of gay men and quite a few straight women. For Stryker, gender meant nothing when it came to sexual attraction and he remains an admitted “try-sexual” to this day, even years after his last performance in a porno. It’s pretty much impossible to overstate the size of his… legend in the adult industry. Oh, and the man has a pretty damned impressive cock as well, and you too can have a replica thanks to the iconic Jeff Stryker Dildo that has been a bestseller ever since it hit the shelves.

Why bring all this up in a review of this movie? Well, if you’re part of the younger porn-viewing generation, then chances are you never got the chance to watch Jeff Stryker become a gay pop culture sensation seemingly overnight thanks to “Powertool.” This is one of the bestselling gay porn titles ever, and pretty much universally considered Jeff’s most memorable film. Catalina brings you the 20^th anniversary edition of this essential pre-condom classic on VOD.

Sent to jail for some unnamed offense, Jeff quickly adapts to his surroundings. Guard Tony Bravo gets him to strip and spread his ass cheeks, so we get a good look at Jeff’s never-fucked asshole. (Oh, to be the one to penetrate that most prized tunnel!) His first night in the joint, he jerks off while watching his across-the-way cellblock neighbors have a somewhat hostile suck and fuck. You see, John Davenport’s girlfriend has just ripped out his heart in a letter by dumping him and announcing her upcoming marriage to some other guy, and his cellmate Michael Gere picks the wrong time to be nosy about what was in that letter. So instead of answering, John decides to fuck the hell out of Michael’s throat and asshole. There’s a reason Michael has the bottom bunk.

The next scene shows Jeff trading two cartons of cigarettes with another Jeff – Jeff Converse – in exchange for a ride on Stryker’s cock. Their stolen rendezvous in the broom closet is definitely worth the steep cost!

One of the movie’s best scenes happens not to involve Jeff Stryker at all. It’s one of the oldest porno clichés, the prison sex scene in the shower, but you won’t mind that it’s something you’ve seen done before. Tony Marino, Tom Mitchell, and Gary Owen are all hot and horny guys and it’s exciting to watch their slippery, soapy threeway – most of all when Gary takes both cocks up his ass!

Jeff Stryker and the guard, Tony Bravo, finally act on the sexual tension that was apparent between them right from the start of the movie. Tony visits Jeff in his cell and issues a challenge to fuck him up the ass. Jeff is more than up to the task, bending the guard over and giving him that big, stiff dick nice and deep. As he so often did, Jeff commands his bottom to “tighten that ass!” and we can be sure it was a snug fit, judging by the load that Jeff shoots at the end.

While Jeff has been in jail, his lover Danny Russo has been satisfying his lonely urges with Brian Estevez, a boyish, freckled ’80s cutie who went by many names. When Jeff is let out early for “good behavior” (with the guard, we presume), he catches Danny fucking Brian and decides it’s time to move on. But don’t worry about Jeff’s broken heart. He picks up a new plaything literally on his way out, but we’ll just have to let our imaginations run wild with what might have gone down in this unseen fuck.

In a bonus scene, we do get a nice long look at Jeff showing off his goods in a solo that wasn’t part of the original release. He works out, giving us plenty of beauty shots of that magnificent body, before a long shower sequence and finally a masturbation scene that will thrill any Stryker fan.

Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink 2

April 11, 2011

Sometimes, just getting the groceries in can be a real turn-on and lead to food play. That’s just one of the hot, homemade porn scenarios you’ll see in “Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink 2.” This rare, classic film loop footage hasn’t been seen in about a generation and for its new life on VOD we can all thank Lavender Lounge Studios.

The first of these mini-pornos is called “Sex Salad.” Have you ever noticed how many vegetables are phallic? These three guys have and they aren’t going to let a coincidence like that go unexplored. Using food instead of more traditional sex toys is a time-honored tradition for those who need to improvise or those who just want to get a little kinky. Cucumbers are the most obvious dick-shaped vegetation, but then what about celery stalks and leeks? Olives can make good anal beads. How about using a cored tomato as a sleeve around the shaft of a cock while you suck the head? You can hollow out a cucumber or zucchini, put it on your dick, and fuck your bottom. Afterward, you can cut up all the vegetables and put them in a salad that will give new and better meaning to the term “tastes like ass.”

In “Triple Decker,” three guys are hungry for something more substantial. They have all the makings for some tasty sandwiches. First they go for some peanut butter and jelly, and it’s hilarious to watch a guy stick his dick in a jar of peanut butter. Then there’s some honey added into the mix, which makes rimming and blowjobs even more fun. It’s hard to tell if the white stuff they smear on is mayonnaise or marshmallow fluff, but it seems too thick to be the former. Of course, soon there is a much sexier white stuff they use as an extra ingredient for what we’ll call a “PBJ&C” that the trio shares. All that fucking makes a man hungry.

“Recycled Beer” and “Piss Party” are the third and fourth scenes. No prizes for guessing that these two are all about pissing! If you are into the golden shower and piss drinking thing, then these two loops will show you how they did it old school. There’s also plenty of sucking and fucking on display.

Scene five is a loop titled “Taste the Rosebud.” At first, there’s some hot tongue kissing and ass-groping going on, but they quickly progress to where the bottom is naked and getting his already well-stretched asshole tongued and fingered. There’s an enormous dong inserted slowly up his poop chute, followed by a fist greased up with Crisco. Periodically, the top will pause and do just as the title of this loop suggests, licking his bottom’s anal flower. He later fucks and fists the bottom simultaneously, ending with a pop shot all over that wrecked asshole.

The grand finale is a loop titled “Leather Orgy.” In a dungeon, a man in cuffs lies back on a bench while his top fucks his mouth. Another pair are engaging in BDSM, while still others are content to watch, at least for now. This seedy, anonymous group sex scenario is the perfectly hot and sleazy way to end another classic installment of a great fetish series. You might also be interested in our review of the first volume.

Grease Monkeys

March 28, 2011

“Grease Monkeys” is a classic late ’70s porno that has been given new life thanks to Bijou Pictures. If you’re into muscles and muscle cars, balls hanging out of blue jeans, and ultra-masculine men treating the service station like their own personal cruising zone, then you’re going to love it!

Discovering that a car at the service station has been stripped by thieves in the night does nothing to diminish Ace’s (Nick Rodgers) need to jerk off in the morning. He’s busy giving the camera quite a stimulating show of his cock and balls when trucker Ray (Tom Ross) pulls into the parking lot. Nick immediately assumes the dominant role and soon has Tom on his knees and sucking noisily. Moments later, Nick is pounding Tom’s ass, which shows off his talent for hip action and a great set of abs. Nick finishes himself off next to a car tire in a brief sequence that really plays up the gearhead theme of this movie. Just as they’re done fucking, Nick’s business partners Greg (Kip Noll, one of the better known guys in the cast) and Scott (Lee Marlin) show up for work.

The customers are feeling horny today, too. At the gas pumps, twinkish Allen (Noel Scott) ogles the powerful thighs and ass of fellow customer Andy (Roger James), clearly imagining Andy’s big black dick pumping into his tight little white ass. Both men are wearing the body-conscious ’70s clothes that practically advertised everything you had. Greg smiles knowingly as Andy heads to the restroom and Allen soon follows. Allen sits on the toilet, slowly jerking his cock, as Andy fucks his mouth. Greg listens at the door, touching his crotch. Andy kneels and makes a meal out of Allen’s dick and asshole before bending him over and fucking him up against the stall door. Cottaging is as common here as getting your oil changed!

By the end of the movie everybody gets a piece, some of them more than once. Scott has a suck and fuck with a customer named Kevin (Richie Shaw) in the garage, under a car that’s up on a hydraulic lift. Then it’s time for lunch, and Lee and Kip reminisce in a flashback about a hot time they had at the beach the previous summer with a guy named Blazer (Derrick Stanton). That afternoon, Ace’s racing rival, Monster (Thomas Preux in a non-sex role) shows up to talk some shit about Ace’s struggle to build a winning race car. They race up the interstate ramp next to the service station, but Ace loses.

At the end of their hard day’s work, the three grease monkeys close up shop, clean up in the sink at the back of the garage, and head to a club where they end the night with a threeway on the dance floor. Afterward, they go back to the shop to wait for the parts thief to make an appearance so they can catch him in the act. While waiting, the three of them talk about how Ace is in love with his car and himself, and would fuck himself if he could. Once the thief (Stanley Beck) appears, he has to suck all three of them off and then get his ass fucked. These guys believe in pressing flesh, not charges.

Ace ends the movie in a fantasy scene filmed to make it appear that he’s fucking himself, just like Greg and Scott said he would. This is one of the most creative porn scenes this writer has ever watched, which is saying something when it’s part of your job to watch porn! Although he’s truly a narcissist, it’s hard not to be when you have a body like that. It’s hot and the soundtrack couldn’t be better: “I’m in Love with My Car” by Queen! This is a great finish to a movie that will satisfy pre-condom nostalgia buffs and gearheads alike.

Classic: The Rivermen

February 7, 2011

Originally released in 1973, “The Rivermen” got a remastered re-release in 1981 thanks to Bijou Pictures. This dramatic murder-mystery porno is a pre-condom gem that brings hot outdoor action and plenty of cumshots.

After eight years, Ernie (Duke Benson, looking like a ’70s James Dean) returns to his tiny hometown to solve the mystery of his lover Rick’s disappearance. Luck is on Ernie’s side when he runs into Rick’s lookalike brother, Burt (Bert Edwards), who is also here to look for Rick. (Yes, the main characters’ names are Burt and Ernie.) Ernie says the last person to see Rick was local thug Andy, who always insisted that Rick went back to Canada. Ernie and Burt decide to join up and find out what happened to Rick, but first they have some sexual attraction to act upon. Burt explains that he’s a love ’em and leave ’em type, but Ernie just wants a good time while it lasts. In a field next to some train tracks, Ernie and Burt sixty-nine and fuck missionary style. As a train approaches, Burt begins to cum on his stomach as Ernie thrusts with powerful strokes. Ernie pulls out and unloads on Burt’s hole as the train leaves. Afterward, they cool off by skinny dipping and decide to go find Andy.

Even eight years later, Andy (Leroy Jennings) still hangs out at the same bar, because this is the kind of town most people don’t leave. Andy, looking like a redneck Gerard Depardieu, nastily denies any knowledge of Rick’s whereabouts and walks off. Just as Ernie and Burt decide to trap Andy into a confession, two of Ernie’s old fuck buddies, Mike (Steve Weld) and Mark (Jake Dillon), show up and agree to help. Mike goes off to round up more guys to help, finds two of them sixty-nining under a shade tree, and turns it into a threeway. Folks in this town are fuck-happy and not shy about man-on-man action.

Meanwhile, Burt, Ernie, and Mark invite Andy to a party on a houseboat, saying they hope to ease the bad feelings between them. Andy reluctantly agrees and a big group sets out to cruise the river. Unbeknownst to Andy, they’re heading for the Point, where he was rumored to hide stolen merchandise. With little to do but relax, plenty of sucking and fucking ensues all over the boat, between various pairs and groups.

When they get to the Point, Ernie, Burt, and Mark sneak off the boat to look for clues, hoping Andy won’t figure out what they’re doing. They get separated, so Ernie and Mark decide to stay put and wait for Burt to find them. This leaves plenty of time for Ernie to suck Mark’s dick and vice versa, individually and in sixty-nine. Then Ernie bends Mark over against a fallen tree and takes his ass in slow, sweet strokes.

Meanwhile, Burt finds a necklace that he once gave to his brother, which confirms the gang’s suspicions that Andy brought Rick here and killed him. When confronted, Andy confesses, but he escapes and leads them on quite a chase before the resolution.

After the funeral, Ernie and Burt are relaxing on the houseboat. Burt reminds Ernie that he can’t promise to stay, but Ernie is satisfied living in the moment. They close the movie with the hottest of all the fuck scenes, Burt frantically smothering Ernie’s ass in kisses and slaps before fucking him wildly.

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