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Jul 11

Gay Porn Classics: Cops Gone Bad

Cops Gone BadFor porn fans who daydream about hot police officers, Raging Stallion made this great flick called “Cops Gone Bad” back in 2002. Director Chris Ward understood that sometimes even a good cop has a bad day and takes it out on some lawbreaker, even if it was something as innocent as unintentionally jogging onto private property. Sometimes it’s a mouthy jailbird who sets him off. Other times, a security guard might enjoy a few perks of his low-authority job when he catches one guy blowing another on the premises he was hired to patrol.

Good-looking, dark-haired stud Michael Soldier (at left on the box cover) is innocently jogging when predatory cop Chris Steele (at right) runs him off the road with his SUV. Chris, or should we say Officer Steele tells Michael he’s trespassing, takes him to a “private jail” in a secluded wooded area, and strip-searches him. Along with the cop, we savor the image of the jogger’s long, naked frame, cut lean and firm thanks to all that running. Michael’s outrage turns to cooperation and, judging by the size of his erection, excitement. Officer Steele (who really fits the cop image) makes Michael suck his cock and lick his boots, asserting his dominance. Before he owns Michael’s ass, Officer Steele licks the jogger’s asshole and pre-stretches it with his hands. Meanwhile, Michael excitedly rubs his hard cock against the headlight of the SUV. By now he’s fully agreeable to getting fucked. “I want you to want it up there,” says a pleased Officer Steele. Their fucking is powerful and it’s hard not to cum within minutes of witnessing their impassioned moans and grunts. Both guys get into their roles and they look their best – whether you like them lean like Michael or totally built like Chris, this pairing is a visual feast. After their explosive fuck, Officer Steele takes Michael up a hill, handcuffs him to a post, and leaves him there for the night with his underwear around his knees. There are plenty of good reasons this scene won a 2002 GayVN Award for Best Sex Scene – it’s an absolute must-see.

Bleached-blond criminal Sky Donovan is handcuffed to a chair at the beginning of scene two and he’s spoiling for a fight by the time cop Michael Brandon finally arrives. The interrogation turns XXX-rated when Officer Brandon gets tired of Sky’s trash talking. Now that his bluff has been called, Sky starts to sound a little worried. Officer Brandon knows a trick with his billy club that gets Sky’s asshole stretched enough to fuck, which is just what happens next! It’s so good that Officer Brandon lets Sky out, after which he promptly gets in trouble again.

Sky and his friend Sire go to an empty warehouse where security guard Vince Varrone busts them with Sky on his knees and Sire’s big black cock in his mouth. In stereotypical rent-a-cop fashion, Vince’s bark is worse than his bite. He threatens to take their asses downtown, but instead he locks them in a “cell,” where the horny scofflaws decide to pick things up where they left off. Vince spies on them and approaches their cell so they can trade blowjobs between the bars. At one point Sky and Sire slip the keys off Vince’s belt and, while he’s preoccupied, unlock the door and yank him into the cell with them so they can get a little closer. Sire and Vince finish themselves off by cumming on Vince’s security guard ball cap while Sky watches and lazily masturbates. Sky cums and then asks if they can go, but we never get Vince’s answer. After all, maybe he’d like to recover for round two?